Occupation :   Teacher
Nickname :   John
How long have you
played korfball? :
  12 years
Best moment in korfball
(so far) :
  Representing the Land of my Fathers
  in the Commonwealth Championships.
Favourite tipple :   Brains SA
Something strange,
but true, about you :
  One of my pupils is bigger than the other.
  (In my eye, not in my class.)
   Which of the following do you like? :
Lounging on a beach /
skiing down a mountain :
  Neither
dogs / cats :   Neither
football / rugby :   Rugby
pub / club ;   Depends who I am with!!
cinema + popcorn /
dvd + takeaway :
  DVD and takeaway
running in shot / long shot :   Long shot :-)
red wine / white wine :   Both
salt & vinegar /
cheese & onion :
  Smokey bacon
tea / coffee :   Depends whether it is morning or evening
shower / bath ;   Shower
Your favourite short joke:   Why did the baker have brown hands?
  Because he kneaded a poo.